Pick up lines for guys

Pick up lines are the first thing you need to know if you want to get a girl. With a great “ice-breaker” you are half way there ( and I don`t mean just her bedroom) . We don`t want you to impress to a girl just to get into bed with her. We want to help guys finding a girl they want to spend their life together.

According to recent medical research, it only takes a woman four arm muscles to slap a man in the face. More muscles are involved in a groin kick. You definitely don`t want to experience this so good pick up line is a crucial part of flirting with a girl.

Are you a parking ticket? cause you got fine written all over you.

This is a perfect an example what not to say.

Read more and learn what to say.


  1. Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
  2. Do you have a bandage? I hurt my knee when I fell in love with you.
  3. You are like a glass of milk… you do the body good.
  4. Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.
  5. I’m not feeling myself today, can I feel you?
  6. Are you a light switch? Cause I want to turn you on!
  7. Where is your mother?  [Why?] Because you’re too young to be here without an adult.
  8. You spend so much time in my dreams I should charge rent!
  9. Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
  10. How much does a polar bear weigh? [I don’t know, how much?] Just enough to break the ice. Hi my name is ____.

Pick up lines for shy guys:

  1. Your eyes match your blouse perfectly.
  2. You are one classy looking woman.
  3. I love to dance. Would you like to go dancing sometime?
  4. Allow me to rescue you from your crowd of admirers.
  5. Do you like romantic movies?
  6. Are you over 20?
  7. Weren’t you in _________(name a movie)______________?
  8. Are you a model?
  9. (Before going out, create a 3” by 5” card that says: “Pick a number: 1, 2, 3, or 4.” On the back, write: number 1 means you’re beautiful, number 2 means you’re sexy, number 3 means you’re a sex maniac, and number 4 means you like me. Show the front of the card to a woman. She picks a number. Turn it over.)
  10. I make more money than you can spend.
  11. I had to find out what kind of woman would go out dressed like that.
  12. Did you know the distance from here (touch one side of the girl’s shoulder) to here (touch other side of shoulder so your arm is around her) is the same distance from here (touch same spot last touched) to here (grab her around the waist).
  13. (At the Laundromat) How much bleach should I put in with my colors?

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